I've a good head for grammar. I read it and write it well, and speak it well most of the time. I have noticed, however, that I often go all Ellie Mae Clampett.
For example, the other day at my PRN job, I was asked about my new part time job and if I minded not working full time. I said "I don't want no damn full time job! I want to sit my ass at the house all I can and work just enough to shut Chris up!"
Another time today, I was asked about the pizza that can be found at a local gas station (yes, a gas station) and I answered "I'll tell you what. They will flat give you $30 of pizza for your $20; that's how good it is."
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Sorry, but does mean that is good pizza or bad pizza. I seem to think that gas station pizza is probably not very good,Like gas station bean burritos.
It's rockin' pizza! I can't believe they don't charge me more.
I often wonder what my accent is like, of course I never notice it.
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