Sunday, December 28, 2008

Torn Between Two Lovers

I am too old for this shit. Edward and Jacob. Jacob and Edward. I swear they are all I think about! I'm reading Eclipse for the second time because of the way these characters are written in this story. Yes, I tend to get completely obsessed with fictional characters and never feel weird about it. Fictional characters are a huge part of my life, as I devour fiction books like most folks devour a hearty meal.

But the Harry Potter books don't make me feel like a perv, because the only character I was ever hot for was Sirius Black. It's fine for me to want Roarke from JD Robb's In Death series, because he is a grownup. Jamie, from the Outlander series is fine too, as he starts out at age 23 in the first book and is in his 50s in the most recent tome.

But Jacob is 16 or 17! Edward is over 100 and in the body of a 17 year old. It's icky for me to feel this way about them. I actually had a sex dream a couple of nights ago when I was doing both of them at once. Edward was all cool and controlled and Jacob was unabashedly enthusiastic.

Chris just laughs his head off when I tell him these things and threatens to make me register as a sex offender.

4 comments:

Debbi said...

I get it. lol. But there are moments in the books that I just want to strangle Jake. lol. Then I want to hug him.

I really find Jasper sexy in some weird way. Go figure. lol. I'm half way through the last book. I read about three hundred pages last night alone. What the heck?

Christmas night my oldest daughter took me to see the movie. She has seen it four times now. Talk about obsessed. She's driving her husband nuts. lol. But he just goes along. I can't wait to buy that movie dvd.

Unknown said...

I completely understand the pervy-ness. I feel a bit odd about it myself. I'm for team Edward. I justify it by thinking he's 100...LOL! Besides age is just a number, right? LOL!

TigerYogiji said...

Oh My..... ;)

JKB said...

LOL!

perv.

;)